8/26: Not a whole lot going on...but a few things

Sort of a slow period til football starts (all of 2 more days!).....

• I'll lead with the LPGA announcing that it will require its members to speak English....resulting in SUSPENSION if they do not learn how...wow....I don't know where to start with that....#1) I've felt that to be an American citizen...you SHOULD (not be forced however) learn English....BUT the downfall here is that....there's nothing requiring people on the LPGA to be American....and even if there was....suspension? Get outta here....I have no idea how this flies...
• Chad Johnson has a torn labrum...ew...I think he plays through it though...despite all the antics...guy is a gamer....
• Kevin Duckworth, former Portland big man in the NBA, dies at 44....cause not released....RIP sir...
• Latest news from Arizona has Ken Whisenhunt saying the QB battle is still not over.... a ray of sunshine for Matt Leinart fans maybe?
• Last thing...let's try and not make this Michael Strahan thing into what it isn't.....here it is....the guy retired because he's done everything there is to do in the league....BUT let's be real....he's set an $8 million level to which he'll come back....flat out.....if the Giants don't pay it, he'll chill at home and work at FOX....plain and simple...."help the team" is a bit overrated here in this instance....at least from his prospective it seems....